Pepper May Wait For You. Death Will Not. Penelope "Pepper" Graves has been waiting. Coffee in hand. Pocket watch open. Patience running thin. Seated outside the gates of "After Hours," Pepper delivers a simple reminder about life, time, and the things none of us can postpone forever: Pepper may wait for you. Death will not. Blending Victorian-inspired artwork, dark humor, sarcasm, and a touch of uncomfortable truth, this design captures everything the Outpost After Dark collection was created to represent. Because eventually everyone arrives. Some just take longer than others. Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcasm, gothic aesthetics, philosophical humor, funeral industry professionals, healthcare workers, hospice workers, and anyone who appreciates a clever reminder that time waits for no one. Part of the TSS Outpost After Dark™ Collection. Product Highlights   Original Penelope "Pepper" Graves artwork Victorian dark humor design Premium soft unisex fit Conversation-starting apparel Exclusive TSS Outpost After Dark release Features Pepper's signature blend of coffee, sarcasm, and perspective Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs.  .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away label   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00  EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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The Family Requested an Update. We Told Them He's Still Breathing. Some people gather to celebrate a life. Others gather to see how much is left in the will. Featuring Penelope "Pepper" Graves and her ever-present companion Death, this darkly humorous design takes aim at impatience, inheritance, and the curious ways people reveal their true intentions when money is involved. As the family waits anxiously for an update, Pepper calmly delivers the news: "We told them he's still breathing." Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcasm, irony, hospice workers, healthcare professionals, estate planners, funeral industry professionals, and anyone who appreciates a sharp observation about human nature. Because sometimes the funniest part isn't death. It's the people waiting around for it. Part of the TSS Outpost After Dark™ Collection. Product Highlights   Original Penelope "Pepper" Graves artwork Dark humor and sarcastic commentary design Premium soft unisex fit Ideal conversation starter Exclusive TSS Outpost After Dark collection piece  Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs.  .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away label   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00  EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Meet Penelope "Pepper" Graves. Funeral Director. Professional Observer of Poor Decisions. Keeper of Deadlines. Pepper Graves is the first featured character of the Dark Humor Collection within TSS Outpost After Dark (18+). Armed with coffee, sarcasm, and an appreciation for life's inevitable absurdities, Pepper reminds us that sometimes the best response is simply to laugh and keep going. This character introduction design features Pepper's official profile artwork, showcasing the personality behind a growing collection of darkly humorous observations, witty commentary, and conversation-starting apparel. Perfect for fans of dark humor, gothic-inspired aesthetics, Victorian influences, sarcasm, coffee culture, and those who understand that life is often funniest in hindsight. Coffee. Sarcasm. Eternity. Features: Premium soft unisex fit High-quality full-color artwork Exclusive TSS Outpost character design Part of the Dark Humor Collection Designed to spark conversation   Welcome to the darker side of humor. Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs.  .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away label   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00  EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Product Description: Spread the love this Valentine's Day with the "I F***ing Love You" T-Shirt! This unisex heavy cotton tee is the perfect mix of comfort and style, making it a great gift for your significant other or a playful addition to your own wardrobe. The fun, cheeky design says it all, while the smooth and durable fabric ensures this tee lasts for many love-filled moments to come. Product Features: Premium Material: Made with 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton for a soft, breathable, and durable feel. Comfortable Fit: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) with a classic fit and a crew neckline ensures a relaxed and timeless look for casual or semi-formal occasions. Scratch-Free Label: Tear-away label provides irritation-free wear. Exceptional Design Clarity: Specially spun fibers create a smooth surface for vivid and sharp printing of the playful Valentine's Day design. Durability & Style: No side seams mean no uncomfortable interruptions, while taped shoulders add extra durability for long-term use. Ethically Produced: Certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and Oeko-Tex for safety and sustainability. Care Instructions: Machine wash warm, inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results. Do not iron the printed area. Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL, and 3XL (Check the size chart for precise measurements.) Perfect for: Valentine’s Day gifts Casual outings Humorous and stylish wardrobe updates Add a touch of humor and love to your wardrobe or surprise your loved one with this unique and bold tee. Get yours now and make a statement this Valentine's Day!   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

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Product Description: Keep warm and spread the love with this cheeky "I F***ing Love You" Valentine's Day sweatshirt! Designed for ultimate comfort and style, this unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for chilly days or cozy nights in. With a playful and bold design, it’s the perfect gift for your partner or a fun addition to your winter wardrobe. Product Features: Premium Fabric Blend: Made with a medium-heavy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² or 271.25 g/m²) for a soft, cozy feel that keeps you warm during colder months. Vivid and Fresh Design: Polyester blend ensures the graphic stays sharp and vibrant over time. Comfortable Fit: Classic fit with a ribbed crew neckline offers a relaxed, clean-cut style suitable for any casual occasion. Durability at Its Best: Double-needle stitching on the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs ensures long-lasting wear. No Itchy Seams: Designed without side seams for maximum comfort. Ethically Produced: Crafted with 100% ethically grown US cotton and certified OEKO-TEX dyes, ensuring a low environmental impact. Tear-Away Label: Features a pearlized gray tear-away label for a scratch-free experience. Customization: Option for embroidery decoration on the left chest or center chest for a personalized touch (contact for custom orders). Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve quality. Do not iron the printed design. Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL, and 3XL (Size chart available for accurate measurements.) Perfect for: Valentine’s Day celebrations Cozy winter outfits Gifting your partner or treating yourself Make a statement this Valentine’s Day with a sweatshirt that combines humor, style, and comfort. Grab yours now before they're gone!   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50  

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