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Ballpark Snorkel™

Ballpark Snorkel™ backyard humor collection featuring barbecue, grilling, fireworks, coolers, baseball, and the Backyard Deviants in a fun retro cookout scene.

Ballpark Snorkel™ isn't about hot dogs.

It isn't about cookouts.

It isn't even about the backyard.

It's about a very specific kind of humor.

The kind that starts with someone doing something that shouldn't make sense... yet somehow everyone around them accepts it as perfectly normal.

Welcome to the world of Ballpark Snorkel Humor™—where neighborhood legends are born, ridiculous characters become local celebrities, and every gathering leaves behind another story that nobody can fully explain.

Meet Snorkel Timmy and the Backyard Deviants, a growing cast of unforgettable personalities who prove that common sense has never been a requirement for having a great time.

Every design, character, and collection celebrates the spirit of Ballpark Snorkel: absurd, nostalgic, slightly chaotic, unexpectedly clever, and always ready for the next legendary moment.

If you've ever laughed at something that made absolutely no sense...

You're already one of us.

Welcome to Ballpark Snorkel.

5 products

  • Backyard Deviants – Where Backyard Legends Are Born | Next Level 6210 Unisex T-Shirt Backyard Deviants – Where Backyard Legends Are Born | Next Level 6210 Unisex T-Shirt

    Backyard Deviants – Where Backyard Legends Are Born | Next Level 6210 Unisex T-Shirt

     

    Welcome to Rio del Rancho, where the drinks are cold, the ideas are questionable, and backyard legends have a habit of being born. The Backyard Deviants bring the whole crew together in one chaotic backyard scene—Ballpark Snorkel Timmay and the gang doing what they do best: grilling, floating, drinking, carrying on, and demonstrating a remarkable lack of common sense. Featuring the “Ridiculous Characters. Legendary Stories. Zero Common Sense.” artwork on the front and the full Backyard Deviants at Rio del Rancho scene on the back, this shirt introduces the world behind the characters, stories, and questionable decisions of Ballpark Snorkel. Printed on the Next Level 6210 CVC Jersey T-Shirt, it offers a soft, comfortable everyday fit that works just as well at the grill, around the pool, or wherever the next bad idea happens. Backyard DeviantsWhere Backyard Legends Are Born. Available exclusively from TSS Outpost.   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00  EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs.    .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away labelEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

     

    $29.90 - $43.82

  • Nut Crusher Nikki™ “I’m Just Curious…” Unisex Jersey Tank Top Nut Crusher Nikki™ “I’m Just Curious…” Unisex Jersey Tank Top

    Nut Crusher Nikki™ “I’m Just Curious…” Unisex Jersey Tank Top

     

    Meet Nut Crusher Nikki™ — she’s really just curious. Bold, playful, and carrying a wrench that probably raises more questions than it answers, Nikki brings her own brand of mischievous humor to the TSS Outpost lineup. The front features the Nut Crusher Nikki™ character design with her signature “I’m Just Curious…” tagline. Turn it around and the joke continues: “If you’re bustin’ a nut, Nut Crusher Nikki’s best to have around.” Finished with the NCN mark and Nikki’s signature lipstick-kiss graphic, this lightweight unisex jersey tank is built for warm weather, backyard gatherings, pool days, bar nights, and anyone comfortable wearing a joke that may require a second look. Tank Top Details Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² fabric Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton construction* Retail-style unisex fit Side-seamed construction for improved shape Self-fabric binding Tear-away label Runs true to size Original Nut Crusher Nikki™ / TSS Outpost design *Fiber content may vary by color. Curious yet? Part of the Nut Crusher Nikki™ Collection from TSS Outpost. This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear. .: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors).: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)).: Retail fit.: Tear-away label.: Runs true to size  

     

    $33.06 - $36.70

  • It's Not a Party Until the Hot Dog Comes Out of the Bun Funny Western Hot Dog T-Shirt | BBQ Cookout Adult Humor Graphic Tee It's Not a Party Until the Hot Dog Comes Out of the Bun Funny Western Hot Dog T-Shirt | BBQ Cookout Adult Humor Graphic Tee

    It's Not a Party Until the Hot Dog Comes Out of the Bun Funny Western Hot Dog T-Shirt | BBQ Cookout Adult Humor Graphic Tee

     

    It's Not a Party Until the Hot Dog Comes Out of the Bun! Bring the laughs to your next cookout, barbecue, camping trip, tailgate, or backyard party with this hilarious western-inspired hot dog design. Featuring a smiling cowboy hot dog standing in an Old West town, this shirt combines vintage western artwork with playful adult humor that's sure to turn heads and start conversations. Perfect for: • BBQs & Cookouts• Fourth of July• Tailgating• Camping Trips• Bachelor Parties• Beer Festivals• Hot Dog Lovers• Western Fans• Anyone with a great sense of humor Whether you're grilling burgers, roasting hot dogs around the campfire, or just enjoying a weekend with friends, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs. Features Premium graphic print Soft, comfortable fabric Great gift for grill masters Funny western-inspired artwork Classic unisex fit Designed to spark smiles Makes a great birthday gift, Father's Day gift, summer party shirt, or gag gift for the hot dog enthusiast in your life. Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs.  .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away label   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00  EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not drycleanEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

     

    $27.99 - $35.99

  • Ballpark Snorkel™ Hot Dog Eating Contest T-Shirt | Backyard BBQ Humor Tee Unisex CVC Jersey T-shirt Ballpark Snorkel™ Hot Dog Eating Contest T-Shirt | Backyard BBQ Humor Tee Unisex CVC Jersey T-shirt

    Ballpark Snorkel™ Hot Dog Eating Contest T-Shirt | Backyard BBQ Humor Tee Unisex CVC Jersey T-shirt

     

    Some people eat hot dogs. Some people make an event out of it. Welcome to the Annual Ballpark Snorkel Hot Dog Eating Contest, where the competitors are committed, the spectators are judgmental, and everyone's pretending they haven't seen this before. Featuring the Ballpark Snorkel crew—including Timmy, the Grill Sergeant, the FOMO Weiner, the Backyard Potamus, the Voyeur, and two fearless competitors—this shirt celebrates backyard BBQs, cookouts, summer parties, tailgates, and the questionable life choices that make them memorable. Whether you're behind the grill, entering the contest, or just there for the laughs, this shirt belongs at every backyard gathering. Perfect for: Backyard BBQs Cookouts Tailgates Summer parties Hot dog lovers Grill masters Funny food apparel collectors Anyone who refuses to judge how another person consumes a hot dog Warning: Side effects may include laughing, pointing, and someone suggesting an eating contest. Product Features   Soft, comfortable everyday fit High-quality full-color artwork Great gift for BBQ fans and backyard comedians Exclusive Ballpark Snorkel™ artwork Designed by TSS Outpost Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs.  .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away label   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00  EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

     

    $27.99 - $35.99

  • We're All Here to Help! BBQ Humor Apron – Ballpark Snorkel Collection | 5-Color Strap Apron We're All Here to Help! BBQ Humor Apron – Ballpark Snorkel Collection | 5-Color Strap Apron

    We're All Here to Help! BBQ Humor Apron – Ballpark Snorkel Collection | 5-Color Strap Apron

     

    Fire up the grill and prepare for unsolicited advice. The We're All Here to Help! apron brings together the Ballpark Snorkel crew for one mission: making backyard cookouts a little more ridiculous. Featuring Timmay, Piermar Wennie, Backyard Potamus Pitter, and the gang, this full-color design celebrates the heroes of every barbecue—the grill masters, hot dog critics, condiment experts, and everyone convinced they know the "right" way to cook. Whether you're flipping burgers, grilling hot dogs, or simply supervising with a beverage in hand, this apron is built for backyard legends who don't take themselves too seriously. Features Full-color all-over print Adjustable neck strap and waist ties Durable fabric for grilling, smoking, and backyard cookouts Five strap color options Exclusive Ballpark Snorkel artwork Makes a great gift for grill masters, BBQ fans, Father's Day, summer parties, tailgates, camping trips, and cookout enthusiasts Official Ballpark Snorkel Collection Don't judge us on how we consume our hot dogs. Let the home cook shine in the kitchen with a touch of character, the personalized chef's apron. This apron comes with a tie-back closure to fit securely, a sewn-in care label for guesswork-free maintenance, and a highly durable 100% polyester canvas construction for top-tier durability. Comes with black, beige, blue, pink, or white strap color, and in one size: 31.5" x 25.6". .: Material: 100% polyester canvas.: One size: 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm).: Black, white, beige, blue and pink strap color options.: Tie-back closure.: Sewn-in care label.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.: White hem thread EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC   Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

     

    $35.82

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