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The Family Requested an Update. We Told Them He's Still Breathing. | Dark Humor Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

The Family Requested an Update. We Told Them He's Still Breathing. | Dark Humor Unisex Graphic T-Shirt

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The Family Requested an Update. We Told Them He's Still Breathing. Some people gather to celebrate a life. Others gather... Read more

$27.99 Incl. VAT

    SKU: 10381027982207929936

    Description

    The Family Requested an Update. We Told Them He's Still Breathing.

    Some people gather to celebrate a life.

    Others gather to see how much is left in the will.

    Featuring Penelope "Pepper" Graves and her ever-present companion Death, this darkly humorous design takes aim at impatience, inheritance, and the curious ways people reveal their true intentions when money is involved.

    As the family waits anxiously for an update, Pepper calmly delivers the news:

    "We told them he's still breathing."

    Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcasm, irony, hospice workers, healthcare professionals, estate planners, funeral industry professionals, and anyone who appreciates a sharp observation about human nature.

    Because sometimes the funniest part isn't death.

    It's the people waiting around for it.

    Part of the TSS Outpost After Dark™ Collection.


    Product Highlights

     

    • Original Penelope "Pepper" Graves artwork
    • Dark humor and sarcastic commentary design
    • Premium soft unisex fit
    • Ideal conversation starter
    • Exclusive TSS Outpost After Dark collection piece 

    Lightweight yet structured, the Next Level 6210 provides your customers with the feel of their favorite tee, combined with high durability. The 60/40 cotton-poly blend CVC t-shirt holds color and shape through every wash. The smooth print surface provides space for bold, detailed designs. 

    .: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
    .: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
    .: Classic fit
    .: Tear-away label

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    Width, in 17.50 19.00 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
    Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
    Sleeve length, in 7.12 7.63 8.13 8.63 9.13 9.63 10.13 10.63 11.13
    Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

     EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

    Product information: Next Level 6210, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

    Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

    Specifications

    • Weight: 200gr
    • Usage: Indoor & outdoor

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