{"product_id":"gtfo-and-take-your-tea-with-you-patriotic-historical-satire-t-shirt-unisex-cvc-jersey-t-shirt","title":"GTFO. And Take Your Tea With You. | Patriotic Historical Satire T-Shirt | Unisex CVC Jersey T-shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"3ql9ym\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"16\"\u003eProduct Title\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"18\" data-end=\"93\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"18\" data-end=\"93\"\u003eGTFO. And Take Your Tea With You. | Patriotic Historical Satire T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"98\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1bw7wp4\" data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"122\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eSome disagreements change history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"201\"\u003eGTFO. And Take Your Tea With You.\u003c\/strong\u003e T-shirt delivers a bold dose of American humor inspired by one of the most famous acts of protest in history—the Boston Tea Party. 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